Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

shit faced saturday

when you get shit faced...on a saturday

Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!

by shkristy April 17, 2010

Shit Faced to the world

Being so totally wasted that you don't give a damn who sees you.

We went to the concert last night and Stan dropped X and drank so much Tequila that he was shit faced to the world.

by SSteve January 1, 2008

shit faced grin

your smile when you know your in trouble

Damnit, don't give me that shit faced grin!

by Elwood Blues Brother December 18, 2009

shit-faced wonder

a) A really ugly person
b) A general insult
c) Something to call a defective peice of hardware

a) Naruto: Hey! Shino! Look at that shit-faced wonder over there!(Points to Sakura)
Sakura:(Punches Naruto very, very hard)
b) Ichigo: Goddamnit! Keigo, you shit-faced wonder!
c) Urahara: Dammit! My PC is such a shit-faced wonder!

by Ginkitsune August 29, 2006

Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.

Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.

by nltgn September 14, 2009

Shit-faced Saturday

A term for getting wasted on a saturday

lets get fucked up it's "shit-faced saturday"

by alexander hamilton2 April 4, 2009