eunuchorn

A eunuchorn is the saddest animal who, has ever lived, so sad that it doesn't deserve to be known by many and name should not be capitalized. The eunuchorn is very close to extinction. With only one of it's kind still living. Also related to Unicorns.
Some say it is Unicorn, who has been castrated(eunuch), so is a combination.

"Dude he is such a eunuchorn."

Jorge-"I don't know why he's so sad"
Johnny-"Dude didn't you know he is a eunuchorn"
Hiro-"I'm the only one left"

by lilunicron March 30, 2009

eunoch

One who wears red track suit bottoms and fears being seen near a "pie and mash shop". See also "rancid mammal".

Oi! Eunoch!

by Unteroffizier Julius Heide, 27th Panzer (Penal) Di January 30, 2003

eunice

Female version of the taint. The flesh between ass and pussy.

That chick had a hairy ass eunice!

by Dragondeathbringer May 26, 2011

eunuch

1. A group of unfortunate people, or in the case of one, a single unfortunate induvidual

1. Dude, i heard jon was in an accident
2. Yeah, he lost his junk. now hes a eunuch

by potato bob January 6, 2008

Gay Eunuchs

G-Unit homos are a bunch of Gay Eunuchs.

G-Unit=Gay Eunuchs
G-G-G-G Gay Eunuchs

by annonymous December 7, 2004

Eunice coochie

Musty, dusty, crusty, stank coochie that no one and I mean no one wants to have

Person 1: dude did you sex up that girl you were talking to?

Person 2: no bro she had that Eunice coochie so I dipped.

by Tuduruki Shutu July 16, 2020

Eunice

applies mainly to woman, the crazy voice in the back of your head that makes you rationalize unrational acts when feeling rejected by the opposite sex. also gives you the irrelevant/annoying urge to analyse everything. EUNICE is the bunny boiler voice we wish we didnt have.

Eunice voice "ok i know he has his phone on him, y isnt he picking up", then u proceed to call 12 times. and u rationalize that this is normal.

by chocass September 29, 2005