Tau Kappa Epsilon

The nation’s largest fraternity. Devoted to recruiting and developing superior men of character. Often comprised of members representing the best in academics, athletics and social ability. Known for throwing the sickest parties on campus. Often found winning every Greek event known to man. Lacking in conceited douche bags who think popping your collar or making fun of people makes you cooler than others. Loved by women.

Random Rush: "Tau Kappa Epsilon throws a sweet party bro."
Random Rush 2: "Yeah, the guys are pretty tight too."
Guys' Female Friend: "You two go ahead, I'll have one of them walk me home..."

by ilovescotch April 23, 2006

lambda phi epsilon

Lambda Phi Epsilon is not a fraternity....it is a brotherhood. We are not your typical frat, we actually do shit...we volunteer, do service events. So don't hate when you see a Lambda is walking among you....be grateful that he is near your presence....

P.S : Im guessin all these hateful notes about Lambdas are created by the PaPhi?? pineapples??? fruits??

Paphi are hating on lambdas b/c they Dp. Lambda Phi Epsilon is the shit. You know this for sure

by HyPHy Kid PbL March 2, 2007

delta phi epsilon

a group of fun, smart, hilarious and beautiful ladies. a very diverse and down to earth sorority. not your typical sorority girls.

Delta Phi Epsilon is the best sorority around.

by Anonymous23456789 May 6, 2006

sigma phi epsilon

A fraternity founded, in 1901, on the principles of Virtue, Dilligence, and Brotherly Love. Has recruited more members in the past 20 years than any other college fraternity, and is currently the largest national fraternity with over 14,000 members. Though all fraternities vary from chapter to chapter, SigEp is generally known for relaxed, competent members that enjoy the occasional (or sometimes more than occasional) game of beruit.

"Hey, let's chill at the SigEp house tonight. There's always something to do there."
"Yeah, I've heard the guys there are pretty cool. Let's go."

by SigEp August 30, 2005

epitastic

As being beyond fantastic.
The highest form of coolness.
Created from the words epic and fantastic.

The Dark Knight was an epitastic movie that has no equal.

by William Wimmer August 16, 2008

epitaliangiophobia

The fear of talking animals

"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"

by aannoonnyymmoouussss May 23, 2009

epitomic

Possessing snowboarderistic qualities

she's pretty epitomic

by yayayayyayya April 2, 2011