by Eridan from HSA June 15, 2017
1. A bastard tongue which mixes a little bit of everything into one language creating one of the most confusing bits of chaos ever concieved by man.
2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.
2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.
by R.Matthews December 05, 2004
by des September 15, 2003
A group of people or the much maltreated (by its original speakers) language. The former are racists who allow tabloids and rampant racism to rule their lives and government (look at Phillip). The latter is simultaneously one of the most and least expressive of the gamut of poetic languages of the world. The idea of the concept word is foreign (why are they stealing our jobs and seeking asylum?!) to most English speakers but it has managed to become one of the major business languages of the world.
The English, by and large, don't know how to speak English. They make shit up and call it a language but it's really only a lingua franca.
by IHateAmericansawholefuckinglot July 19, 2011
The only language many Americans think is all they'll ever need and what all U.S. immigrants are unfairly expected to learn.
A person who can speak three languages is trilingual.
A person who can speak two languages is bilingual.
A person who can speak only one language is English.
A person who can speak two languages is bilingual.
A person who can speak only one language is English.
by ISpeakzAmericaneze August 01, 2009
When you are spending all of your time with a guy who acts like he is into you. He pays for your meals and holds your hand and tells you how great you are and how pretty you are and sends you mixed messages all the time. But he doesn't want to go any further than that. He just wants a pretty girl to hang out with and make him feel better about himself. This guy either has 1. an overall fear of commitment 2. a FWB with an ugly chick that he can't bring in public 3. can't get over his ex. Possibly all three. Origins: Eric English - the master of the game
by Penelope Honeywell May 24, 2017
1. A bunch of wimps who tried to conquer Scotland multiple times but failed each time; the only reason "Great Britain" exists is because of a SCOTTISH king who took the throne of England and ended up betraying his own kin.
2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.
2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.
1. Battle of Bannockburn, Scottish Wars of Independence,
Scottish Soldier #1: "Sir, the English are advancing! They've got us outnumbered seven to one!"
Scottish Soldier #2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight!"
2. WW1, WW2
Scottish Soldier #1: "Sir, the English are advancing! They've got us outnumbered seven to one!"
Scottish Soldier #2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight!"
2. WW1, WW2
by Broke@USEast March 08, 2011