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Elan School-Poland Springs, Me.

A for-profit youth rehabilitation program in Poland Springs, Maine that is designed to force its own wards to actively promote its own continuation and at the same time work, guard, and punish one another.

It uses a brutally intense work structure as well as food and sleep deprivation to keep its residents in a constant state of exhaustion, fear, and humiliation of which the latter has actually been documented by Elan as a "therapeutic tool".

The program only exist due to a complete monopoly held on the child's communication to the outside world and the complete inability of the Maine Department of Education to make visits to any institution, categorized as a school, without a 24-hour notice to said institution.
Damn, I remember when I was in Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. I was forced to scream and degrade other children for 18 hours a day until it seemed so normal that I was convincing the newer residents to do it. I would even turn them in if they said anything that hinted at the fact that they wouldn't or that it didn't make sense. What the hell was I thinking?
by ELAN GRADUATE January 25, 2011
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Elani

You has a sense of humor that no one has you is amazing and caring you have a few friends but there amazing has a unique smile everyone falls in love with you know people who don’t like you because there jealous that you choose your friends so wisely and care
Elani so nice and kind
by Make your bedrock April 18, 2019
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Eitan

The hottest man alive in LA CA, he got a huge shlong, very thicc. He got a cute face and a nice pack. He plays sports and is rlly charming. Hes going to steal your girl. He’s also a really good friend and once you meet him you can’t let go.
Girl 1: hey did you see that new kid

Girl 2: ya Eitan he’s so hot

Girl 1: I call him first

Guy 1: nahh he’s mine 😏😏
Girls 1&2: sus
by I don’t know AHAHAH December 22, 2020
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Eiana

Eiana is a kind and really pretty girl, she may look bitchy when you first see her but on the inside, she’s really kind and cares for others. Eiana is really smart and responsible, she never lets anyone bring her down and is always ready to fight a bitch whenever someone hurts her friends. She always knows what to say whenever your down and she never fails to make u happy. You need a friend like eiana. Luv u eiana~ EHE
Thanks eiana for making me feel special.
You make my heart go ùwú.

Eiana is the mom of the group, I’m scared to have her as my mom.
by lickylickylicky.onmyblicky March 17, 2019
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elanor

elanor is both the name of the sunflower that grows in the Land of Lothlorien and the name Samwise Gamgee gives to his first daughter in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The name means "light" and describes someone who is basically other-wordly, a supernaturally radiant person who lights up the people around her. An Elanor is intelligent, beautiful in non-conventional ways, and tremendously loyal and courageous.
"Elanor, I feel like I'm always going to want your affirmation and I'm never going to get it."

"Why not, Elanor? Remember Sam? The little sunflower that grows in Lothlorien?" "That's it Mister Frodo! That's what I wanted!"
by sunflowerinwhite February 10, 2010
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Elan

A devastatingly Handsome creature but upon further study many other distinguishing characteristics pop out. Elans tend to be very competitive and are known to sling mud if it is losing. Elans tend to be hilarious causing all around him to laugh. Elans can be cocky but over all they are very loving and a good friend to have on your side. Elans like to use words like rim job or gayper. If you combine an Elan with a Fuger, Rasor, or an RT the level of hilarity can be dangerous! If you would like to trap an Elan the best bait to use is an Xbox 360, beer or a big tittied woman (with or with out the butta face.)If you capture an Elan prepare yourself for a sleazy good time but what ever you do don't lend its broke ass any money :)
This party is lame you know what it needs? It needs an Elan.
by IamSummer February 6, 2008
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Elan

He has a horse cock and takes all the pussy.
After getting fucked by an Elan I couldn’t walk for a week
by Paul’s bitch November 28, 2018
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