Homo Erectus

The extinct type Homo Erectus was a now extict type of primate and the pre-predecessor of the Homo Sapiens (the human form, we are today)

The Homo Erectus went extinct simply by being too lazy

by brightphoton April 22, 2019

Homo erectus

Despite common opinion many homo erectus still survive today memebers of the species include:

Mike Ashley

John coats
Joey essex

Cam kirkham
Everyone in the world named kieth

Fuck me look at him, bloody homo erectus him like

by Johnny riddler May 31, 2019

Homo Erectus

An ancester of the Homo Sapiens who used to have a nice, chill life.
Homo Erectus specially enjoy spraying graffitis on cave walls and sexually pleasing themselves while watching some good Homo porn.

Hey, you wanna know why they call me "Homo Erectus"? ;)

by Pepino Man August 1, 2019

Rumpus Erectus

A physically large woman who’s habitat is typically in an office environment, often holding a managerial title.

Have you met Gilford’s new boss; she’s obviously a descendant of the nearly extinct species Rumpus Erectus.

by markalodian April 29, 2021

remas erectus

an autistic homo erectus

hmmmmm that nigga might be a remas erectus

by badr shimi January 13, 2022

homo erectus floridus

Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.

Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.

by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022

Marcellus Erectus

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.

"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"

by Chief Mills March 15, 2023