eats

Is also what you could call someone if they are proving to show eat arse characteristics, aka an eatsbum..
An eats is derived from the fobbish term EAT-ARSE

you could say about someone who is bein a dick...
"damn whatta eats"

by dangeRISS April 24, 2006

Eating

(verb)

When there is nothing else to do.

I'm bored.

"Then start eating!"

by TheBubbies101 August 28, 2014

eat on

something to eat, a time when you realize your shit is starving.

Damn dog, I'm a fitting to bust up out, my shit is honegree -- I'm a get my motherfucking eat on.

by Matty Jo Jo September 29, 2006

eats

A definition used to communicate the sensory perceptions of food. Used mainly by po'folks.

"The soup that eats like a meal."-Campbells Chunky Soup ad

"It eats like candy".-A poorly educated person commenting to me on the sweetness of a cantaloupe.

by froze2death February 04, 2005

Eat

A more subtle way of telling somebody to eat a dick. Used singularly unless intensifying with multiple repetitions.

Guy #1: Yo man, you really suck at Halo.
Guy #2: Eat

Moments Later

Guy #1: Man, seriously. Are you gonna get any kills?
Guy #2: Eat Eat EAT

by TheJizel August 27, 2009

eated

past tense of eat, also eateded and ated

las' nite, i eated some ribs.

by diesel July 24, 2003

eating in

It is what some who gives a blowjob calls it

-damn that was the best head of my life
-yea now thats what i call eating in

by Adambomb2525 May 17, 2005