Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.
1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!
by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021
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Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012
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Dyson

A girl who is able to give long blow jobs without complaining or loosing suction/enthusism.
Claire is a dyson, she gave me a 1 hour BJ
by Amit702 July 10, 2022
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lily dyson

Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get
Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass
by Tatelangdonluvr April 8, 2023
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Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
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Emily Dyson

The most beautiful person I’ve ever met <3 + they are vv swaggy
Hey can I date that girl, Emily dyson? No she’s fucking mine -Mia
by shakalsjrhfn July 1, 2021
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The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while at the same time go in and out of her pussy with two fingers.
"Mmm... I slowly watched K arch her back and spread her legs while I performed The Dyson on her. My mouth sucked her clit ravenously while my index finger and middle finger went in and out of her wet pussy simultaneously causing her to quiver and grip the bedsheets."
by UniquePleasure April 28, 2024
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