Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.
Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.
Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.
Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!
by Money_Mike_ November 09, 2018
Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.
Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.
My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.
My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.
by Amelia I. January 06, 2017
I have rectile dysfunction.
by Jdbfjwjbs February 13, 2022
I have rectile dysfunction
by Jdbfjwjbs February 13, 2022
A condition where an individual constantly corrects everyone for even the slightest errors (such as a FB post word spelling or how your roommate/partner stacks the dishes) .
by ShellyJohn November 21, 2015
Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"
by Epic989 September 03, 2019