Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Cuntile Dysfunction

When one is so disgusting, the woman is unable to get wet.

This guy was so revolting, I couldn’t get wet! He gave me Cuntile Dysfunction!!!!

by Apartex October 12, 2017

Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

Rectile dysfunction

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of the loser of a Presidential election to be able to accept the results.

Donald Trump suffers from electile dysfunction because he doesn’t accept that he lost the 2020 Presidential election.

by PaininVajayjay November 17, 2020

Rectile dysfunction

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022