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Dyslexic Scab

by Kai.bloop February 4, 2022
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Dysexia

When you misread a normal word as a perverted one.
My dysexia must be flaring up because I misread uvula as vulva
by Tychopotts March 29, 2023
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dyslexiasexual

You have a sexual attraction to dyslexic people,this means you find sexual interests in people that are dyslexic. A new way to expand you sexuality and feel proud of it!
Person 1: Dyslexic spelling mistakes and incorrect pronunciation are so cute! I wish i could marry a dyslexic person!
Person 2: So your dyslexiasexual?
by Lucienne! September 7, 2023
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linguistic dyslexia

1. the tendency of a person to hear words backwards, say words with opposite beginnings, or write numbers backwards.

2. the tendency to be generally dyslexic in all forms of language
Linguistic dyslexia is saying "sweat and hotty" instead of "hot and sweaty"; writing 41 instead of when you hear "fourteen"; hearing "tofu noodles" instead of "toaster strudels"; saying "runny babbit" instead of "bunny rabbit"
by veggiegirl14 September 14, 2010
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Terrorist Dyslexia

When a Terror organization is mad at another country/faction/head of state ect... and decides to take it out on the U.S via a terrorist attack.
Come on Haidar lets go protest our new president, nahh i got a better idea lets go bomb the U.S that'l show our president we hate him for sure. Sounds to me like you got Terrorist dyslexia dude.
by Frank Costello April 20, 2013
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im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic
trips over own foot "im dyslexic"
by socks are the best December 6, 2017
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erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."
"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"
by BowserBallz December 3, 2018
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