Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.

During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.

by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015

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Monkey Dunking

When you play as Winston in Overwatch and drop in on those Hanzo hunsbando fags.

Player 1: You see that Hanzo up there? It's time for a good monkey dunking.

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016

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Ducking

The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.

Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!

by mittromneyyy December 30, 2011

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The act of sharing intimacy between two people while maintaining no physical cantact by using props such as flowers to touch and/or tease the other individual until the climax occurs. Sometimes leads to physical intimacy when neither of the parties can hold out any longer.

1. Dude, Megan and Maddi are dusting off my body right now, I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

2. Did you see Josh Hartnett dusting off that girl in the Movie 40 Days and 40 Nights?

by KC Maddi Poole August 22, 2006

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Hot Desking

When you go someplace for work and have to share a piece of someone's desk.

The friggin I.T. guy showed up today and ened up hot desking my cubicle all day.

by Derek-Trimble- February 28, 2009

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ducking

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

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crop dusting

When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.

Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"

by J to tha ermsie December 28, 2005

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