Poop Duped

When you 100% feel a poop coming on and you excuse yourself from an important task or meeting, only to be lied to by your asshole, turns out it was just some gas.

I missed a key issue when I got up from our national sales meeting only to be poop duped.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Double dipped banana

One man fucks two women in the ass, then a third woman sucks his dick clean.

Ashley really enjoyed that double dipped banana last night.

by Sleasy Cheese April 25, 2009

Dipped in chocolate

You get a pole put chocolate in your tub then get on the pole and slide down in there! Dipped in chocolate!

" Have you ever been dipped in chocolate?"

by Babycakees1 November 1, 2011

dumped by text

to dump someone by text message

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!

by You C November 10, 2006

wick dipped, get my

Male slang for sexual intercourse, where "wick" (as in candle-wick) is symbolic for penis, and "dipped" or "dip" symbolizes the in-and-out motion of sexual intercourse.

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example of wick dipped, get my:

Anxious Sergeant, holding phone: "I have to tell him where the Captain is. Where's the Captain?"

Corporal: "The Captain's getting his wick dipped."

Sergeant, on phone: "Sir, the Captain is getting his wick dipped."

(slight paraphrase from movie THREE KINGS.)

by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011

double dipped

When you screw one girl bareback (no condom) then screw a different girl the same day bareback without washing your Dick in between

jared: oh man I double dipped last night it was awesome!!

Billy: ice cream?
Jared: nah! I nailed my ex and then went to my booty calls house right after and nailed her to.. Double dipped it

by mandanglow11 July 23, 2010

Head to toe straight greased dipped in buttah

you got some fly ass clothes i wanna holla at.

oh dayum son you be head to toe straight greased dipped in that buttah.

by Ira and Ben August 27, 2003