when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck
broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho
by finlandkindacute May 20, 2023
The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.
by Hank Martinez January 23, 2023
He got the Detroit dump truck last night
by qwertyu132 April 04, 2022
When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.
by 69sniffer November 08, 2020
A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.
Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"
by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020
After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
by Aunt jimiema April 29, 2014
by DeeEmmDee April 22, 2010