dumfuk

Perjoritive corruption of "dumb fuck" as conjured by those souls too lazy or inept to adjure to a more refined expression.

Thou knave! Thou hast callst me a "dumfuk!"

by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004

dufus dust

A delightful phrase used on the one of the networks show called Blossom. The Joey character said he was by the school bus and he hoped he didn't get any "dufus dust" on him because he's so much (cooler) than those dorks on the bus.
I thought the phrase was dumb at the time and haven't heard it since but I thought I share what can be fun to say.

I hope I didn't get any dufus dust on me!!

by Dr. Christophe October 16, 2004

dufuce

Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.

See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.

by mr.steevo November 3, 2005

durfunk

the act of being intoxicated beyond belief

OMG you are so durfunk

by fuck amelie July 15, 2011

dufuck

More colorful version of "What the fuck?" most often used when caught off-guard by loud sounds or animals flying past your face too fast to tell what they are; also during moments of self-reflection brought on by new sets of facts or personal epiphanies.

30 year old at Spring Break upon realizing he's a 30 year old at Spring Break: "Dufuck I'm doing here?"

20 year old at Spring Break upon seeing 30 year old at Spring Break: "Dufuck he's doing here?"

Everyone at Spring Break when DMX grabs the mic and grunts nonsensically: "Dufuck he just say??"

by publicationsamples May 15, 2014

[Duluth]

-City where you are taxed $3 a month for city street lights.
-You live on a hill so your gets $10 a gallon
-Duluth knows that and keeps gas prices 50 cents higher than everyone else
-Home of a fucked city council
-Bankrupt
-Watching a ship go by knowing you could beat it running backwards
-Streets full of potholes
- 55 below windchill
-Nightlife is driving the "Loop" at the canal
-Home of wanna-be white gangsters
-The Projects have nicer houses than the middle class
-Home of treehugging hippies
-News reports of stray rabbits on Park Point

Duluth

by PEN24 March 25, 2009

duffus

Name for the worst people in existence, also name for vagina or something thats broken.

Duff: "My name is @##$ Duffus"
Bystandard: "How do you sleep at night"

by Patrick!@#$%%^^ April 28, 2006