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waffle dunker

(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.

(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.

2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.
(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.

(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.

2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.
by AitchBee August 5, 2014
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Double Decker Nut

When you are jacking off while laying on your bed, quickly stand up on your bed before you're going to nut and aim at the floor.
Kid: When was the last time you nutted?
Kid 2: Yesterday. I tried the Double Decker Nut it was awesome!
by niganigga97 January 13, 2020
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Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)
(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!
by Sketzz October 30, 2011
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Decker Special

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman who is also receiving missionary intercourse from a different male partner. This act is usually done without any prior agreement between the parties invlovled.
Dude, last night Brian tried to pull a Decker Special when I was railing Maria in the laundry room, I think he licked more wiener than puss.
by Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky February 22, 2011
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Matt Decker

A commodore from Star Trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew.
Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.

The test Matt Deckered me.

That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.

You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
by CaptKirk April 29, 2010
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Double Decker Dick

When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.
David and Gery did a double decker dick and now their in a coma.
by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017
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dickervention

When you and your friends decide that a friend needs and intervention regarding his dickishness.
Hey Manny is such a dick, we need a dickervention.
by CommonDraccus January 27, 2013
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