Drunt

A drunk cunt

Person#1: "Did you see that drunk bitch who spilled liquor all over the bartender?"
Person#2: "Yeah, she was such a drunt."

by Dubiks August 16, 2018

drugstore cowboy

Drugstore cowboys originally referred to actors dressed as cowboys who could be seen daily at the drugstore coffee counters near the Hollywood studios after unsuccessfully trying to get parts as extras in the morning's open call.

Mavis couldn't get her morning cup of coffee and danish at Schwab's on her way to work because of the crowd of drugstore cowboys hogging the counter.

by Studio Tex April 19, 2006

drunxting

The combination of being drunk and trying to send text messages with your mobile phone. This frequently results in disasterous consequences.

Chaz was drunxting and was not looking where he was going. He fell into the jacuzzi and broke his leg.

by Timbo Gonzo January 24, 2009

drunxting

texting while being drunk

Mike got wasted last nite and was drunxting me at 4 in the morning

by shootermcjay September 20, 2009

Drunktify

To justify nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior by blaming it on the alcohol.

You shit on the neighbors lawn and then knocked on their door because you wanted toilet paper. You claimed that you were drunktified, and I wanted to inform you that it is unlikely you can drunktify this to the cops.

by drunktified child January 23, 2011

Drunting

drunk hunting, the optimal combination of alcohol and firearms

Yo Brice, wanna go drunting this weekend up at my ranch?

by Reginal August 12, 2016

drinsta

drunk Instagram

Her drinsta at the party last night was so cute.

by jockie1919 June 18, 2016