The “men” that we perceive as being tough guys even though all they do is play Simon Says with 17 years olds for 13 weeks and bitch about socks and locks on footlockers and whatnot.
The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.
They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.
If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.
Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.
They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.
If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.
Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
Dude 1 (former Marine): Wow, that Drill Instructor is such a tough guy for attacking that recruit and making him kill himself! It takes very high t-levels to slap another man lightly with no fear of retaliation and say words loudly!”
Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”
Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”
Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”
Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”
Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”
Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”
Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
by Hoooooplar February 20, 2023
Ooh girl when he started drilling my booty, that was fire.
Bro when i was drilling a girl , her legs started shaking
Bro when i was drilling a girl , her legs started shaking
by @babyboy'sgirlfriend March 28, 2019
standing over a women and proceding to squat down into her vagina, similar to an oil rig...and then when you "hit oil" it explodes...recommended to wear a hard hat.
by jiga boo August 11, 2004
Term used by a worthless network news barbie or cable news bunny to describe a story's seriousness and imply the amount of resources the network will apply to its journalistic investigation.
The term is frequently used to imply that the "reporter" will get to the bottom of the story and then back to the viewers in order to feed their news rage.
The term is frequently used to imply that the "reporter" will get to the bottom of the story and then back to the viewers in order to feed their news rage.
studio news barbie:
"Great report Gina (news bunny on location)!"
We'll drill down into that story you're covering about Mr. and Mrs. Elephant's new baby and get back to you. Thanks.
"Great report Gina (news bunny on location)!"
We'll drill down into that story you're covering about Mr. and Mrs. Elephant's new baby and get back to you. Thanks.
by dp916 November 22, 2010
When you finger a girl in the vagina/butt, you keep your finger inside her whilst simultaneously sliding your penis into her while pulling out your finger at the same time.
"Dude I was with my missus last night and I used the pre drill tactic to get my dick into her tight butt"
by Duane broom October 07, 2020
*random guy approaches you in a rave*
"Hey man, are you drilling bird right now?!"
- " Uhh, what?"
"Are you drillin' bird man?"
- "sorry its loud- what?"
" Man, are you drilling bird?"
- Nah man, I'm doing alright
"Hey man, are you drilling bird right now?!"
- " Uhh, what?"
"Are you drillin' bird man?"
- "sorry its loud- what?"
" Man, are you drilling bird?"
- Nah man, I'm doing alright
by Lootis March 27, 2015
Rap Music that represents the Miami culture, containing drill production with a mix of Latin samples.
by Dadecountygfr October 05, 2021