doxey

A man of many talents. Someone who goes above and beyond the normal. Someone who saves lives and bang wives. A devlish handsome person who has the dry wit to match the greatest of jokers.

You're such a Doxey. How come you're so great?
Don't be such a Doxey. You know we're all ugly compared to you. How can we compete?
You have the dance moves of a Doxey. You float like a feather but strike a pose like supermodel.
You can't be that strong. You're mighty like a Doxey.
How'd you become so Doxey. You were pullings 3's now you've got a 10 on your arm.
Connor McGregor just got KO'd by what must have been a Doxey.
WWE champion honourary champion again.......Doxey

by Offical Panama Doc. handler June 19, 2016

Wanker's Dozen

Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.

Common with self-employed geeks and students.

Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.

Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues

Typical conversation:

M: "My bell end is red-raw."

J: "Why's that?"

M: "Wanker's Dozen"

J: "I am Not suprised"

by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009

dozen

The mf in nct who did not certainly raise the roof

Nctzen: omg who is that dancing off beat
Nctzen 2: oh that’s dozen and he’s obviously not raising the roof

by neosvl November 20, 2021

Dopey Bitch

A very stupid woman, female.

I cannot believe what a dumb shit Megan is, she really is a dopey bitch.

by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009

doney

A woman of low character, found in the Blues standard "Dust My Broom" which was covered by only the raddest blues artists that ever lived or are living today. Not used widely today, but should be.

"If I can't find her in West Helena, she must be in East Monroe, I know. I don't want no woman wants every downtown man she meet, She's a no good doney they shouldn't 'low her on the street..." -thats how the song goes.

by Elmo James and J David Magazine May 9, 2006

Dangerous Doney

Another word for the nail polish Kristoph Gavin uses, after he poisons it. Poisoned Ariadoney Nail Polish.

"Vera used some of the Dangerous Doney that Gavin had given her, and she nearly died!"

by MinaDeKiller January 3, 2009

pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.

On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.

by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009