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Dow Mentality

When a person or group only move up through a business through snitching and making others look bad for no reason.
Worker 1 - Man that guy from down the hall is an asshole, im tired of his Dow Mentality.

Worker 2 - He is always trying to get people in trouble even when they didn't do anything, just so he can try to look better to the bosses.

Worker 1 - I hope he gets fired soon for false reports.
by Ender Bacon October 14, 2022
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Gardedaux dow

When you see something unexpected or something unexpected happens, that’s inappropriate.
Gardedaux dow das geht ja mal garnicht
(Gardedaux dow that does not work at all)
by fagilito385 December 23, 2023
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Buh Dow

Epic hits that do not fall in the realm of just a punch. It also envolves getting hit by other large or random objects.

Greatly dependent on the victims awareness.
John: *strikes Tom in the back of the head with a kitchen sink*

Tom: WTF?!

John: BUH DOW!!1!
by PineappleDouche February 11, 2008
mugGet the Buh Dowmug.

Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022
mugGet the Johnathan Dowemug.

Go like dow pussy

When a man got refused by a Asian women so he chops the women in small pieces.
Jeff is going to Go like dow pussy.
by for Santa's lonley ho October 25, 2017
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dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working
you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code
by jmaug October 24, 2016
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Dow chemical company

Multi-facted arsenal of love and protection from quantum entanglement.
I'm so glad that dow chemical company exists to protect humanity.
by Zandroid August 19, 2017
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