A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
Get the douche hatted fuck monkey mug.A former hippie with sterotypical beliefs, who may or may not still externaly show their hippiness, and have liberal beliefs. This phrase was coined on an episode of South Park. An example of a possible aging hippie is a man in his late fifties/early sixties, afull beard, but groomed, long strait hair, usually braided or tied into a pony tail, and openly speaks out their beliefs in the way of an activist.
Oh God, here comes that aging hippie liberal douche, we better get out of here before we have to hear his bitching.
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010
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Get the Douche Law mug.When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
by jamband October 17, 2014
Get the Douchebag Sandwich mug.When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.
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