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doucheturd

A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.
Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!
by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007
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douchetacular

The act of doing something in the scorned upon manner that a said douchebag would. The process of completing an impressive task, but since it was completed by a douchebage, it becomes somewhat frowned on. Success that is achieved by an annoying pretty boy.
A) The way Chad slayed that girl's pussy was douchetacular.
B) I agree, but i still wanna beat the shit out of him.
by Sid-Vicious November 1, 2009
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Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.
Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....
by aversatilefella September 3, 2013
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Douchette

Orgin of the word douche. Untrusting - character flawed - self centered - insecure woman, whom deflects inadequacy onto others.
Wearing high heels, mini skirt, and Cleveage exposed during my grand mother’s 79 th birthday was a DOUCHETTE move to attract attention by your Girl Friend.
by Kingk530 June 2, 2018
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douchetination

Which bar should we hit? Fuck that place; it's crawling with shiny Repugs. I can't stomach a douchetination right now. Let's go somewhere else.
by anipalcraig April 30, 2011
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Douchetotale

Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal

- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.

- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.

- Unworthy
That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!
by nickyn74 July 26, 2011
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douchetruckery

Of or relating to the use and proliferation of douchetrucks. See douchetruck.
A: There isn't even anywhere left to park now that all these douchebags in their jacked-up trucks have taken up more than one space each! There is even one parked on TOP of the Smart Car in the handicapped spot!

B: Douchetruckery at its finest!
by Auntie Douchery September 4, 2011
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