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douchetard

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials
oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...
by Zerstörung February 21, 2008
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douchetard

An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.
That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.
by A Plus December 14, 2008
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douchelordington

The ruller of all douchebags in all the lands on every continent all around the world. The ultimate douchebag some would consider a " douchelordington" an emperor of the douchebags. Someone who exemplifies the ultimate douchebag status and is held in high regards as number one douchebag.

A douchlordington goes the extra mile to go above and beyond to be a douchebag.
My baby daddy is a such a "douchelordington".
Person number one: Man did you see that? That guy cut me off in traffic, he's such a douchebag.

Person number two: yea man hes a "douchelordington" for sure.
Person number one: yea man he is the douchelordington of the road.

Yo the white house has a bunch of douches running it. Yea but we know that the real "douchelordington" has got it all under control.
by Casper OG November 16, 2022
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douchelorean

The asshole tailgating you with the lifted truck!
I am going to do a brake stand if that douchelorean doesn't get off my ass!
by cm115 April 10, 2015
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Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.
Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.
by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 7, 2024
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douchehold

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.
"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."
by just a coincidence December 9, 2008
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doucheformer

Person 1: You just locked me out of the house!
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.
by CupcakessC: January 21, 2010
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