douche

a tool that a woman uses to clean cum out of her vagina.
after some rough sex without a condom the hoe used a douche to clean her vagina
by smoochiesmoocherss July 08, 2005
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A friendly pink elephant people see when theyve eaten too many mushrooms.Some say this is a figment of imagination that if you play with him he'll lead you into a subway and get you run over.
"Douche and I stayed up all last night playing hide and go seek, that cheeky devil.I lost him when he went into the subway though."

dealer kills stoner.

The End
by Puppito April 02, 2004
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atish is such a great douche bag it always cleanses my vagina thoroughly
by Mike Rotch October 29, 2003
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The Dutch, French and some other countries word for 'shower'. For the nastier meaning see other entries for this word.
A Dutch person would say:'Ik neem een douche.' (I'm taking a shower)
by Eddy B. March 24, 2007
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1)T.V. psychic John Edward. He is the biggest douche in the universe.

2)Total, faggy, smelly people. They act wierd in private but act as if they are one of us. Like how people would rather jack-off in private than in public. They hardly put deodorant on or take showers or baths because most of them are proud of who they are. Normal people can hardly stand their annoying gestures, immature taunts, homosexuality and them talking all femimine. They are the scariest type of people on earth (them and gay men, women are ok) and may often give people false hope, like T.V. psychic John Edward, who he himself looks like a douche already.

3)People who are just plain annoying.
Guy 1: Arren Ramos is such a bitch!

Guy 2: And plainly just looks like a douche!

Girl: Yeah, she's the most annoying kid in the world!
by Anita Tit August 13, 2006
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1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot
Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...
by dontcareforyou June 24, 2007
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I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met
by kebbsterr November 14, 2010
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