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Doomsday slut

A person that has surpassed all levels of slut, and has achieved the highest degree of gold digging to the point where they might end the world.
"Holy shit! It's the god damn Doomsday slut!"
by Professor Bonquafious July 16, 2022
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Doomscrolling

Doom is the attitude of the person scrolling. It could be cat videos, but the person is scrolling because they are incapable of doing otherwise, and the only happiness they are capable of is in refreshing their newsfeed.
All the news is great, what's wrong with Tommy?

Oh, he can't enjoy it. He's caught in a loop and is doomscrolling to hell.
by sudonimpey March 3, 2021
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Dorm Jeans

Sweat pants, and or athletic pants normally worn on campus. But, when worn outside of the campus environment, their appeal instantly disappears.
Lauren and I were at the bar, when this guy rolled up rocking his dorm jeans. Faux pas
by freshhooker December 8, 2010
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dorm

a deluxe prison cell used for getting ass
by damnicantfindagoodsn August 9, 2005
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Dong Dorm

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Fax from Darmstadt

Euphemism for laying a cable or log. Darmstadt literally translated from German is "intestine city".
"I'll be back in 10 minutes - I have to deal with a fax from Darmstadt"
by Nev November 19, 2003
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Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.
I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.
by Watchcow January 5, 2005
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