Dirty Doorknob

It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.

She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.

Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.

"I dirty doorknobbed that faggot good!"

by Shawn12345 October 6, 2008

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Kentucky Doorknob

To pull ones pants down and bend over in an open doorway. Thus having a friend slam the door and the doorknob penatrate ones b-hole.

Hey Steve I could really go for a kentucky doorknob right now. Go ahead and slam the door!

by Wallace2422 September 6, 2015

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Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 5, 2019

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doorknob guy

Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.

Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.

by 20Jawless April 7, 2017

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Vietnamese Doorknob

While you and your partner have sex, your girl bends her legs over her body, revealing her vagina, and then you stick it in and constantly do 360-degree rotations.

A: Yo, I'm tired as fuck.
B: Why?
A: I gave Candice a Vietnamese Doorknob last night.
B: Oh...

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

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