Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

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Mondo dook

When you have to take a huge shit.

Sal had to leave work to go take a mondo dook.

by Michelle Willis KY April 25, 2017

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Doody Stew

Another way of saying "the runs" or diarrhea.

Phil: Hey Pete, how was McDonald's?
Pete: It was okay, except for pot of doody stew I made afterwards.
Phil: Ew.

by tedwilli9 August 24, 2008

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Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.

by Coolboii September 6, 2017

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