doob out

the act of breaking out of several commitments for irrelevant, frivolous reasons.

"Hey man, are you going to make it to our test today?"
"Nah, I was up playing online poker all night. I think I'll just doob out."

"Hey, we missed you at our anatomy final!"
"Oh yeah, my alarm clock is messed up or something.. I just had to doob out."

by Elliott Seamus March 18, 2008

Passing the doob

A game to be played in highschool/middleschool classes. One person lights up an imaginary doobie, and then procceds to take a hit and pass it around the class room with the willing participaters.

bob:*pertends to light up* hey tod! *throws*
Tod: *catches in mouth*
Preppy bitch: Oh my god, those pot heads are passing the doob again.

by lemmonlemmon July 27, 2010

doob tube

a glass tube used to smoke marijuana cigarettes

Baby, have you seen the doob tube?

by The Cracka July 24, 2003

many a doob ago

Synonymous to "ages ago" or "so long ago I've forgetten", but mainly refers to memory items that have been misplaced due to excessive marijuana use.

"Hey Tommy, do you remember that hot teacher from freshman math?"

"No way Cheech, that was many a doob ago"

by Bruce Hardy December 25, 2007

rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again

listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster

by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

doobie doob

The smallest joint you'll ever see

"Damn that's one tiny doobie doob!"
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."

by TheDude545 September 18, 2017