Dave the Camp Chef

Retarded

Dave the Camp Chef is adopted

by All Successful People February 14, 2020

big wave dave

an occasionally violent homeless man who lives underneath Ocean City Boardwalk, he is a chronic heroin user who sells hermit crabs to support his drug habit

There have been no confirmed sightings of Big Wave Dave in several years. Some say he feeds on unsuspecting tourists. Others say he died from an overdose a long time ago and his spirit haunts Pirate Mini Golf late at night.

by adavid93 July 29, 2012

Spoony Dave

When someone reaches a non sober state and starts acting in a bizarre and odd fashion. Their facial expressions are in some way retarded and their communicative skills have deteriorated beyond recognition. They are normally smart, friendly people who let out their spastic personality hidden within.

Someone is wearing a vampire mask making weird and animal like noises for no particular reason.
One of his friends will then comment saying "look its Spoony Dave."

by stefan12345 January 5, 2009

Dodgy Dave

Its something you will call somebody which has done something dodgy and does dodgy deals. Dodgy dave sells dodgy things and fake things which will break as soon as you buy them

Lool your a DODGY DAVE

by Mikestar102 October 29, 2012

daveno

A sofa or couch. The term was more widely used in the 50's and 60's, particularly in the Pacific Northwest

I fell asleep on the daveno

by webdev1972 October 12, 2006

Dave Hunter

Having extreme blow-up's over small situations.

Chuck the Freak and Lisa are in the parking lot at 89X Studio's and Chuck has just accidentally hit the side of Lisa's car door with his car door.

Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!

Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.

Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"

Lisa: *Runs away*

by friday_bitches March 31, 2010

Taiwanese Dave

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.

Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008