Chuck the Freak and Lisa are in the parking lot at 89X Studio's and Chuck has just accidentally hit the side of Lisa's car door with his car door.
Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!
Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.
Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"
Lisa: *Runs away*
Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!
Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.
Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"
Lisa: *Runs away*
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A) When you think it's perfectly okay to perform such sexual acts as licking nipples and/or "going down" on prostitutes, as you would only when making love with your significant other.
B) When a 'John' goes beyond just having sex with a prostitute and often tries kissing and caressing her intimate areas, making the situation intensely awkward, he is then known as a 'Dave'.
B) When a 'John' goes beyond just having sex with a prostitute and often tries kissing and caressing her intimate areas, making the situation intensely awkward, he is then known as a 'Dave'.
"This 'John' pulled a Dave Hunter and started licking my nipples. He totally thought it was cool."
"All the girls know that guy can be a real 'Dave', so we don't try to pick him up."
"All the girls know that guy can be a real 'Dave', so we don't try to pick him up."
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