She is very disbeled
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Get the disbeled mug.Your can/bottle of beer gets misplaced due to too many beer cans left sitting around and/or you're just unable to locate. As if your beverage of beer has done a disabeering act.
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(Some Arithmetic Skills Required) I bring 12 in a small cooler. Next morning I get asked, "How many beers you have?". Me: I rememberrrr..... the first 5 (lightweight, fair 'nuff); there's 2 left in the cooler - that's 5 disabeers. There's a good chance I had at least 1 of those, and sure friends need an extra because for some reason they only brought a couple beers. Disabeers. Thanks spell correct for trying to make me put "disablers". Plural of disabeer. Sometimes you cruise through the night and there's only a single unaccounted for. That would be a disabeer.
Wow Fred. Great party. Only 1 disabeer and I only heard there were a couple hurlers. We should try the kegger next time.
by anonymous March 8, 2026
Get the disabeer mug.(ATTN: basic arithmetic skills required) Jimmy asks me how many beers I have left at the end of the party last night? My cooler shows 4. I brought 12, 'cause you know there's always that one friend. I remember drinking the first 5 beers. 12 minus 5 = 7. Had my brain not been impaired, I should have 7 beers left. I have 4 remaining. 3 disabeers. There's an excellent chance that I had at least one of the disabeers and your mates always appreciate having a couple at the ready when they're running low.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.
NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.
NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.
"My bar tab says I had 8 last night but I only recall the first 5. So 3 disabeers."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."
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Get the Disbeselment mug.An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
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