ding

1. the act of being knocked the hell out
2. the act of being the victim of a "one hitter quiter"

1. -watching a UFC bout and Chuck Liddel knock outs his opponent- DING BITCH!!!!
2. -watching Fight Quest, Kajukenbo, and Doug fighting his sparring fight head kicks his opponent and sends his ass to the ground- DING!!!!!

by MMA Specialist August 09, 2009

ding

the act of banging, fucking, sexing, making love, screwing, nailing ect ect.
(dinging) the current act of having sex.
dinging is not meant to produce a kid or fetus
dinging does NOT refer to adults having sex. just to teenagers having a good time.
when you ding, its a custom to text or call a previously named "dinging buddy" to let them know that you are, in fact, dinging.
NOTE: do NOT ding your dinging buddy. or let anyone get confused that you are. because obviously you arent

"they dinged in the backseat"
"she shouldnt ding her teacher"
"they dinged all night long, all over my body"
"lets go ding"
"i love dinging"

by LEMonmybody January 09, 2008

*ding*

in mmorpgs, esp. WoW, *ding* is used to notify others in your party/guild/etc. that you have just leveled up

randomly while playing in the chat log:

player A: *ding*

player B: congratulations

by h4nk D4 74nk0r August 09, 2007

ding

a small, limp penis. (may not necessarily be small erect)

"My ding gets huge when it boners!"

by shitcuff August 07, 2007

DING

Reference to a hot chick. Stems from the episode of Family Guy when Peter wants to be a knight. The black knight introduces his wench and all the men get erections causing a "ding" sound except when it came to Mort who looked around and yelled DING!

Hence, when you see a hott chick you yell DING to notify your friends.

DING! check out the tits on her.

by John gags June 18, 2007

dinge

dinge: someone who is boring,can't have fun,a dull and mean person

subsidiary of dingy: dull boring, gloomy drab

Taylor: Aling,you're such a dinge.Why Can't you have fun at this party? We have all your favorite drinks and all,I don't know why you're upset.

Me: Maybe I'm just tired and maybe you're right.

by Aling Kjet May 31, 2019

Ding

Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense

Melissa: "erin thought the eclipse occurred every year"
Amanda: "erin is such a ding"

by Tank228 August 18, 2017