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Dimashititis

A rapidly spreading health condition in with millions of people had been consuming large volumes of visual and auditory information via internet to satisfy their new found addiction for a Kazakhstan singer, composer, multi lingual and multi instrumentalists name Dimash Kudaibergen. This phenomenon craving for this 6 octave singer is being studied by specialist around the world who in turn gets infected. There is currently no known cure and no one is asking for a cure. The only effective treatment is to join other addicts in for some fun and sharing information on the root cause.
The vocal teacher did an analysis in Dimash and got infected with Dimashititis the first round, he asked his friend to check and his friend was infected too.
by TazaKap December 15, 2019
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Dimashify

Pronunciation : Di-Mash-i-fy (Verb)

1) To transform an existing song through the personality of Dimash Kudaibergen so as to render it utterly his own

2) To set a bar/standard so high that it will never again be rendered to the original

3) To cause the listener extreme feelings such as love, pain, happiness leaving them in doubt, awe, tears at times, goosebumps, speechless or lost weather what they just heard actually is only one human singing or an alien. This phenomenon is called Dimashified

4) A person who has been Dimashified normally had just been infected with Dimashititis Stage 1 unknowingly.
Dimash dimashify almost every single song he sings
by TazaKap December 17, 2019
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transverse digestion

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
by joseph blough April 8, 2022
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Dimash

Kazakh singer and musician. Dimash Kudaibergen has been active as a performer for a number of years, but reached wider recognition in Asia after appearing on the Chinese television show The Singer in 2017, and has gradually become more popular in the Western world, notably since appearing on American talent show 'The World's Best' in 2019. Dimash is known for combining elements of his classical training with both traditional Kazakh music and Eastern and Western popular music, and for his wide vocal range and theatrical performing style.
Dimash is the personification of that stereotype that no matter how good you are at something, some kid in Asia can do it better.
by falsetokaiba February 27, 2019
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Maulana Diesel

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014
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Ang Diesel

A nick name given to singer, songwriter, vine actress Angie kristine Miller by a fella with to much free time on his hands at work...but also because she is as diesel as it get..mainly though cause she's such a sweet person and impossible not to like.
Wait...hold up..whats that? A locomotive? A bulldozer? A stampede of buffalo? Godzillas tail?? No its freakin Ang DIESEL!!!
by mcbain02 June 11, 2013
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