little dilberts

slang for "toes"

My little dilberts are cold, I think I'll stick them in this here fire.

by Tommy T.S. September 15, 2003

Dibber-Dabber

Somebody who dibs for very small amounts

Lenny is a cheapskate...He won't even pay a dollar for a pair of board shorts at a thrift store. What a dibber-dabber!

by ErinCatherine October 22, 2008

[Dilfert]

A hardcore or extreme nerd

Hey ruben i saw a Dilfert to your left

by dilbert von queefington December 26, 2008

diaberrhea

Eating so much food that's so shitty or sweetening that you get diabetes and diarrhea in one sitting.

Bro, that half-assed taco bell gave me diaberrhea last night

by Mista Glass July 28, 2014

dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

Dilbdro

A dildo made from common household items, like writing utensils.

Hey! I just made a dilbdro! It's pretty fun.

by SciBirb24 July 15, 2020

to dilfer

/v/ To achieve success at the highest level without natural talent, through conservative decision-making and exceptional performance by others.

The Ravens defense scored 14 points in the first half, allowing Kyle Boller to dilfer a win this week by running the ball and playing it safe.

by M.J.P. October 7, 2007