Dickmatized

When your soul , mind , and body have been completely taken by the dick. You start to say unconsciously thoughts after being railed by the dick such as “ I love you .” Mind you this happens after just a week of being introduced to the dick and then engulfed by it.

Jessie was so pleased after the dick she wanted to marry him. Call her dickmatized.

by beau 21 August 11, 2021

Diceman

Indicates an individual who has as many personalities as the possible outcomes of rolling a dice. He/she/they can be your friend, ally, enemy, dictator, delusional to reality human, etc. He/she/they have a ‘hidden’ agenda which is very transparent. In this person’s head you have a specific role to play and should stick to it without challenging the status quo.

Saw the diceman today, he’s in a good mood today. I’m not sure how long that will last before he rolls his personality dice again…

by Bettyboo22 August 22, 2021

dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.

She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 7, 2016

dickanus

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003

dickland

A place you tell some annoying scrub that constantly asks you questions.

Hey where is the blood chalice?

Answer: in Dickland.

Where is Pizza hut located?

Answer: in Dickland.

by Gannon56789 July 10, 2010

dickdance

A word used to describe agitation towards any particular situation as a complete and utter waste of time.

2 friends drive to the local weed house.

Friend1 : "He said we'll have to wait outside for 30 minutes to get some green."
Friend2 : "This is a fucking dickdance."

by DirtMan July 1, 2004

dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.

"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."

by elizalegs February 9, 2007