derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

EMF Detector

EMF(Epicly Major Fail) Detector: A warning device which detects Epicly Major Fails of magnitude 2 or greater. Can normally detect EMF's minutes to hours before the initial hit of the EMF. Used mainly to alert the surrounding area of an impending EMF so they may all witness it.

*SIREN*

Person 1: "Ohh dude that's the EMF Detector!".

Person 2: "Well lets go see who screwed the pooch this time, then we can laugh and ridicule them all day!"

Person 1: "Yeah lets go!"

by TehTub January 4, 2010

Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.

Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"

by BigDog9 April 22, 2017

Metal Detector

It defines detecting or seaching a metal such as gold, iron,etc.,. metal detector tips

We use Metal detector.

by Elarob123 June 6, 2018

weed detector

A cop.

I was a police officer a few years back and a guy came up and asked me if I was a weed detector.

by Dylpickle535 June 18, 2018

Tilt Detector

A device most commonly found in pinball machines or tabletop arcade games, that notifies the player when the machine is lifted or being pushed to gain an unfair advantage or cheat.

I tried to save my last ball by shaking the machine but the tilt detector caught me and shut the game off...what a drag.

by nntk May 4, 2020

poopooniggafartsyndrome detector

A tool used to detect SUS

lets use the poopooniggafartsyndrome detector on kenny cause hes being SUS

by Greenpoop24361 September 21, 2020