Brewing Deuces - is the action of sitting around and waiting until you are ready to take a dump. Once the appropriate "brew" time has been reached you can go drop your deuce.
After a late night jaunt to Taco Bell the group began brewing deuces while playing video games in hopes they would not all need the bathroom at the same time.
by lastwon March 31, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
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I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!
by thamongrel May 11, 2008
Get the second-hand deuce mug.A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.
Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.
Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.
Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.
Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.
Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.
by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011
Get the Dip N' Deuce mug.A humorous term used to describe having to take a shit. A play on the name of the great actor Gary Busey.
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Get the fair deuce mug.also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.
although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.
by kirk November 22, 2004
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