Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.

"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."

by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005

Playing Detective

When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass

What the fuck is he looking for
Hes just playing detective

by Seanieboyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2018

Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

true detective

1. The feeling of let down and displaced anticipation when something goes really well for a period of time, but, suddenly and unexpectedly, turns into a failure.

2. Disappointment after something that went well once, does not go well on the second attempt.

Girl A: I thought he and I might have been onto something really good for awhile, but then he just turned into a total fuck boy.
Girl B: Ugh, a total True Detective move

by DJPorQueZ August 4, 2016

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.

Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.

by Josh Brovin December 12, 2012

Detective "Four Hoes"

the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.

Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*

by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021