Kentucky Derby

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.

"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"

by hexum August 1, 2005

derby

a football match between two teams from the same city or area.

Man Utd v Man City (Manchester)
Arsenal v Chelsea (London)
Liverpool v Everton (Merseyside)

by International Bad Boy October 27, 2004

Dirty Derby

What people call Derby, CT. Its the smallest city in Connecticut and it is terrible. Mainly the city just looks dirty and disgusting. It has a west and east side. There's a few ghetto streets with a gang in the west. The east is filled with middle class assholes that are at the same exact level as each other but never get along. There's mainly tiny houses that are two feet away from each other. Your neighbors on the east will stalk you and fucking hate you for no reason at all. They mainly lock themselves in their houses and fucking look out the window at you. They act like they don't know you even though they live literally two feet away. About 60% of the population is elderly assholes that hate you. It's about 60% white assholes and the rest are minorities from ghetto cities like bridgeport. People have no patience and your neighbors will yell and beep at you for no reason at all. They don't even wave or say hi. The taxes are probably the highest in the nation because every business that has every business that opened in Derby failed instantly. The schools are beyond terrible and have some of the lowest grades in the state. At Derby High School there are emos, jocks, and ghetto kids that all hate each other for no reason at all. The kids are fucking retarded and just fucked up all around. Everyone in Derby thinks that they're a fucking Ruler and are better than everyone else when they are really all the same. It's a fucked up place that you should never live in. EVER!

Guy behind other guy on the sidewalk: FUCKING WALK FASTER YOU FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

Guy in front: Just walking around me.

Guy behind: NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS DIRTY DERBY!!!!!!!!!

by Ayipros April 12, 2011

Daphne Loves Derby

The most awesome band in the WORLD with the most awesome lyrics.

There's nothing I can do to draw you close to me.
Can you take this silence like a pill so I can breathe again?
I've been trying to ignore the best parts of you.
I'm still hoping that I'll be with you somehow.
Please be home tonight.
I'll die if I don't get a chance to make this just right.
I'm sorry but I can't forget about the way I feel every time you're here.
What would it take for me to be with you?
I swear I'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed.
Please be impressed.
I'd go so far to please you but I bet you wouldn't care at all.
Hopeless love, please leave me.
This broken heart is far to weak to run for you this long.
Why don't you care at all?
I'm dying for a place in your heart.

by hopeless_love December 22, 2004

debs move

1. the act of squeezing one's large posterior in between two already comfortably situated people.

note: can also be used in the verb form "to debs"

Guy 1: So what happened with Jenny last night?
Guy 2: Well we were sitting on the park bench, but then this old guy came and sat right in between us, he just debsed us!
Guy 1: Jeez, what a debs move, total cockblock.

by Nip it in the butt October 30, 2011

Kentucky Derby

When perfoming sex in the doggy style position, begin to pull on the mate's hair. When the time is right, yank a sufficient amount of hair out and begin to intertwine and create a rope. Stick this in her mouth, as if it were a reign. Use this to maneuver and ride your partner around the track of sex.

This piece of hair must be from last night's Kentucky Derby.

by Claytonreednc May 1, 2015

derision

Ridicule, mockery.

RONALD. Point and laught at them derisively.

by Larstait November 14, 2003