Delationship

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date

He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.

by 2 Dates July 14, 2022

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

Defibation

The act of rubbing one's penis vigorously in a masturbatory motion while simultaneously deficating. Could also be used as a sexual act or ploy.

Muslims practice the act of defibation with two hands.

by Zbradley June 26, 2017

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

Defeating Toriel

doing the absolute inverse of what you should've been doing

"aren't you trying to beat undertale pacifist??why are you Defeating Toriel?"

by Illumi :) December 25, 2021

Verbal Deletion

The act of destroying another human being using solely your words either through superior reasoning or powerful rhetorical skills

"Did you hear the argument yesterday between Jim and Fernando?"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"

by The Hebrew Review February 15, 2017

Deflection

a way for parents who do not know how to be parents to blame anything and everything for their failure to acceptably raise or discipline their children.

"My kid is fat so I am suing McDonald's. No, that is not deflection, it's really McDonald's fault."

by Sharkyire February 24, 2010