When I decided I wanted to stay friends with my boyfriend, I gradually deconsexualized him so the jealousy wouldn't kill me.
You have such a dirty mind you couldn't deconsexualize if you wanted to!
You have such a dirty mind you couldn't deconsexualize if you wanted to!
by aoeuser October 29, 2009
Get the deconsexualize mug.The person whose mental image you conjure in your mind while making out with someone, with the intention of improving the relative attractiveness of the person you're actually making out with. The mental make-out decoy can be achieved via real or perceived resemblance, or by virtue of pure imagination.
SV: We were sitting on the couch, and I was thinking, 'Huh, from the profile view he kinda looks like Keating', and I was able to trick myself into making out with him under that pretense, but then he turned and faced me, and the spell was broken and I bailed.
BPC: haha
SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.
BPC: Someone should tell him!
BPC: haha
SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.
BPC: Someone should tell him!
by AbFabSabs May 13, 2009
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Easy... Unless (of course) the thing you are deconstructing is infinite. In which case, it is infinitely difficult and it takes literally forever.
Iam "This guy is unreal! 'tricking the audience'!? Like how I talked about the the "Attack on titan" writers tricking people into rooting for Hitler!?"
Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"
Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."
Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"
Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"
Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."
Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"
Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
by cawcawmothahfuckah December 26, 2013
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