Datable

Any person who is worthy of taking out on a date. This person generally needs to be attractive and have an incredible personality.

Your favorite celebrity crush could be the best datable example for you to start your quest. However datability is determined by each individual.

by ChelaChels November 19, 2010

Data Rape

Government or individuals obtaining personal information which they then share without your knowledge or consent

I've just been data raped. I need to get a handle on my facebook settings

by ms medusa October 12, 2010

Data Pimp

A Person who deals with corrupt databases- potentially corrupts them even more before totally fixing everything because he/she PIMPED THAT BITCH OUT!

This data is like a whorehouse of mistakes and corruption but luckily I am a Data Pimp so I will just need some cash in advance before I fix it. Give me Yo Money!

by Jobert_Fresh June 2, 2011

Data Nerding

The act of analyzing data in great detail. When you spend hours working on excel or other stats programs trying to 1) figure out data and 2) analyze it. This often occurs while in college, fantasy football, and in careers that focus on research and analysis. On big problems, Data Nerding can go on for days.

Damn, I may never figure out what quarterback to draft for fantasy football. Looks like it's time to pull out excel and get to data nerding so I can decide on who to pick.

by Stoolie December 4, 2013

Data Jew

A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.

Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!

by rack city bitch May 2, 2016

datalackaphobia

Lack of data and deprivation of data.

I am suffering from datalackaphobia, I only have 1 GB of mobile data.

by Pie_Power August 18, 2017

Dastan

Dastan is a smart generous boy who is better than his twin sister. He is probably the best person to keep secrets with but be careful, betray him and lose your friendship and trust with him forever. He will do anything to prove a point and won't stop till they agree. Overall he is better than any other person and their name especially dashty (BTW he also loves celebrations).

Woah he is smart and nice he must be a dastan.

by Truefactsforyouandme November 16, 2019