dithering prat

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

by nourmarie August 5, 2007

Deather

Somebody who doesn't believe that Osama Bin Laden is really dead, that Barack Obama fabricated the entire thing for publicity or to take everyones mind off his birth certificate. Very similar to a birther, who doesn't believe that Barack Obama was born in this country.

Man A: Fuck, did you see the news? Osama Bin Laden is dead!

Man B: Like hell he is, Obama just tells us that to make us think he's the greatest president.

Man A: Wow, you deather conspiracy theorist.

by Famous Frank May 25, 2011

Lego dater

Someone whose relationships overlap like legos.

Jenny is such a lego dater. She didn't get rid of Johnny until she hooked up with Mark.

by Rose Mary Jenkins August 14, 2009

ultimatum dater

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.

Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.

by CapAIM November 4, 2009

dater

A person you are dating, but not offically boyfriend/girlfriend with yet.

"Hi! Who's this?"

"Hey, this is my...dater"
OR
"Hey, this is my...gir-DATER"

by pandajoi1 April 13, 2008

e-dater

n. A person, usually a male who 'dates' people over the internet, text or other virtual media. Usually lacks a real girlfriend (but not plenty of flesh-lights)

Man, after his divorce my dad is such an e-dater!

by fllpunk February 28, 2009

Deather

Person who refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead until the White House releases his long-form death certificate.

After Obama released his birth certificate, Donald Trump began to lead the first wave of deathers in demanding that bin Laden's death certificate be released.

by mizbrunette May 24, 2011