Darling's Disease

A condition of the face where your eyebrows are far darker than your hair.

Alistair Darling has a severe case of Darling's Disease.

by ClumsyNinja145 May 15, 2010

Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.

This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".

by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021

tongue darting

The art and sport of eating ass.

The USA took home the 2016 Tongue Darting Championship in Iceland.

by DarJen July 7, 2018

chelsea darling

N. An attractive, doll-faced punk rock girl with a chelsea-hair cut from the Boston, Massachusetts or London, England. (A chelsea hair cut is defined as behind short in the back, and long one the sides toward the front of the face)

First chelsea darling was noted on 4/26/1986

If shes too cute to be a punk but too rough to be a doll, then she's most likely a chelsea darling

by Alyssa Jamison January 16, 2008

darving

The act of driving while intoxicated. Also, to darve.

"I can't believe you're letting me darving."

John: "As a friend, I can't let you drive drunk."

Joe: "I'm not driving drunk, I'm darving"

John: "Cool. In that case, let's roll."

by mechanizedmind July 21, 2008

Roots darling

Coined by the infamous British TikToker, Chelsea Lee Art, the phrase 'Roots Darling' emulates a sudden excitement and expression of joy.

Roots darling, Roots. I'm getting my Roots done. Booyaka to the Roots

by Tiktokwordy September 15, 2022

darlings

A boy and a girl that act as if they are boyfriend and girlfriend (hold hands, kiss, cuddle, call each other pet names, etc.) but due to circumstances or timing have yet to officially announce they are dating

Guy #1: Dude are you dating Heather or what?
Guy #2: No man, we are just darlings.

by friskycurtain August 22, 2008