dankening

In the process of becoming "dank" or "danker." Similar to stock market rising or sinking.

Wow, after the election the memes seem to be dankening.

by Sherman Wolf November 12, 2016

dwankering

Where you wank with both of your hands. Left hand above the right hand in a triangular shape.

I was dwankering really hard under the bed sheets last night my orgasm was amazing.

by Nibbafactslel February 21, 2018

danking it

(verb) The act of hiding sorrow in memes.

yeah, i was danking it when i broke up with terry.

by zayzay:) July 24, 2016

Danking

The act of masturbating whilst smoking marijuana...

"Danking yesterday... Omg, was the best I've had in a while"

by LewisGB January 10, 2017

Danking

The act of smoking, Marijuana, whilst driving on the freeway. Maintaining a speed of no less than 75-100 mph. & Securing all smoke within the vehicle.

"Hey let's go danking on the 605."

by Goodsideaffects March 29, 2017

Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017