defucken scusting

Ten gay men having sex in a room

i was at a homosexual party and there were lots of defucken scusting

by it is your gay future December 9, 2007

defucktion

The act of reversing a fuck-up, or the act of repairing a previously known fuck-up.

A database administrator accidentally fucks up by deleting a large table from a production database. Woopsies! The Unix systems adminstrator then runs a data restoration from a recent backup, enabling the database administrator to reverse his fuck-up, thus performing a defucktion.

by Roy James January 17, 2008

Defuckulator

A tool invented by the Germans in the late 1800s that accurately measures a persons level of response to pain using a "fuckometer".

Hold this Defuckulator and let me prick you with this pin, and then open up the oven and grab the scolding hot pan with your bare hand.

by Steven Kelley January 11, 2011

diafuckenrrhea

when one has Diarrhea and fucking hates it

(on phone)
Doctor:Hello! How may I help you?
Me:I want to get rid of my diafuckenrrhea!!
:)

by Iplayfofun November 9, 2007

Defucking

The act of retracting your one night stand over a period of time. Performing fewer sexual acts each time, ending as just friends.

I drunk fucked Adam, now I want to only be friends, so I'm slowly defucking him doing less and less each time we hang out.

Friend: How is the defucking going? Me: good we only made out last night, I think he's getting the picture

by Lykra Dranks October 22, 2017

dafuckalumbago

1. Dafuckalumbago is a Dutch pit bull-puppy.

2. It is also said when two people come together during sexual intercourse.

1. Suzy: Yo dawg, u seen that cute lil' pit-bull from Holland?

Eric: U mean Dafuckalumbago?

Suzy : Totally!

2. Sandy: Did that emo dipshit have sex with his bisexual boyfriend?

Richard: Dude, yeah, I heard he did. They actually came at the same moment, frickin' faggots... .

Sandy: I really didn't need to know that, but what a dafuckalumbago!

Richard: Totally!

by MaddddMaxxx July 9, 2009

dafuuck

another way of saying "the fuck"

him: LOL look at this shit!

her: ... dafuuck ? !

by bitchasszombie March 20, 2011