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Dickleing

"Damn, I'd do anything to be dickleing that girl right now"
by Xilef2468 July 20, 2015
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Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.
Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.
by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016
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Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex
Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019
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Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out
"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."
by Fucklestick March 19, 2023
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flickle dacker

The thing my dad says when he can't think of the name of a thing.
Dad: son have you seen that one flickle dacker.

Son: what's a fickle dacker?
by Loadedfuckingpotato May 18, 2017
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Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.
Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.
by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018
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Dickleberries

A term used to describe two round objects held in a sack underneath the human males shlong.
Justin was caught cheating by his wife, so she dragged him out of bed by the dickleberries.
by Schneebs17 August 18, 2018
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