d.s.b.j.

short for Down Syndrome Blow Job

receiving a blow job from someone with down syndrome.

Lance got a d.s.b.j. last night.

by undercover LP November 6, 2007

D.S.C.

Dump Shower Combo. It describes the act of taking a shit then entering the shower immediately afterwards.

"What are you doing later?"
"Probably just gonna go home, take a D.S.C. and nap."

by Captain Jenkins October 21, 2011

d.s.n

Dick suckin’ nose

Dude: Bro Karen has a great d.s.n
Dude 2: What’s a d.s.n?
Dude: A dick suckin’ nose man!
Dude 2: That’s a real weird thing to notice...

by Yam Doornail1 March 8, 2018

D.S.G

Abbreviation for dubstep girlfriend

Me: I wish i had my D.S.G
John: Man she's gonna come to u soon.
Me:When
John: God's timing. They always come

by allbright March 17, 2018

D's in yo mouf

A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"

joker--"Hey Angela whats your favorite color?"
angela--"moldy green"
joker--"D's in yo mouf!!"

by Z NINJA October 1, 2006

D.S.B.S.

Deadly Sperm Back-up Syndrome
When a man ain't getting laid. Common amongst married men. Lethal but can be cured, just get laid.

Hey sweety give me some loving, you don't want me to die of the dreaded D.S.B.S. do you?

by sylviavampirequeen November 14, 2011

D.S.S

Also known as dumb shit science is when a group of scientist most of the time lazarbeam and rifty and other scientists try and do break fortnite severs specially creative and playground for hours and hours cus content and also break world records

Lazarbeam has broke most kills in fortnite game that was his records originally. It was some D.S.S

by Lead assassin December 10, 2018