tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.

by yuck September 25, 2003

playing tug o war with cyclops

Is another term of masturbating

Hahaha he was playing tug o war with cyclops

by Eric Foreman March 20, 2017

cyclopsical

Adj: describing a selfie of a person with only half their face.

"Did you see her selfie?"
"Yeah it was so Cyclopsical"

by Alucky316 June 3, 2014

Cyclopsing

Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.

I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night

by PixieMandy April 10, 2023