Tums Cupcake 

A word a bunch of smut muffins came up with to insult someone really cool. Nobody is really sure of the exact definition, but it seems to be used to express some sort of sexual interest.

Smut muffin: "hey bro, you're a tums cupcake!"
Cool person: "oh... Ok" *continues eating lunch*

Tums Cupcake by Swankswagmuffin January 8, 2012

frosting her cupcakes 

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

frosting her cupcakes by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

EDP's cupcake 

Alias used by popular rapper Kanye East in the hit song "Fortnite Balls", revealing that he is in fact EDP's sexual partner.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.

"I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls

EDP's cupcake by dude-man69 October 6, 2021

Painis Cupcake 

A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
-Painis Cupcake

"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you...
*makes rape face*"

Painis Cupcake by PainisCupcake April 21, 2010

Cupcake Batter 

When Kevin Durant jacks off into his own mouth and then cum-swap the semen between himself and Draymond Green. They gargle it as much as possible until it is as firm, yet as moist, as a cupcake. Optional recipes call for adding sprinkles, gummy bears, and the often messy, M&Ms.

We shouldn't have added those M&M's to our cupcake batter. It looks like we have shit on our face. Now its gross.

Cupcake Batter by Not Brad Friedel June 30, 2017

cupcake no fillin 

To cupcake without any feeling because you talk to a lot of girls.

From the Trunk Boiz song, "Cupcake no fillin"

Cupcake no fillin, i aint got time cause i got a lot of women.

cupcake no fillin by Spectator October 3, 2007

CupCakeMackin 

when you tryna get a girl to give you some money so you tell her she can just do less for you so that she will give you anything.

Baby just go turn that one trick and then we can kick it all day just me and you...that's CUPCAKEMACKIN

CupCakeMackin by EastOaklandRoy October 21, 2010