cunnilingua franca

The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.

"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"

"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."

by Simian Pachyderm October 27, 2010

Cunnilingus

The great American passtime.

Sure, baseball is one thing, but come on.

by 010101010101010001011101 March 10, 2005

cunnelize

to give excellent oral sex to a woman

"...i don't know, it felt weird last time someone did it to me"
"that's because I haven't cunnelized you yet baby"

by AnonymousSquared December 15, 2009

Reverse Cunnilumpkin

A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.

Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.

For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.

Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.

Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Connie Talbot

Connie Talbot it an amazingly talented 7 year old sweet girl. She sings. I'm not allowed to put link but go to google and search "Connie Talbot I will always love you" and watch her sing. She is amazing. So Cute!

Connie Talbot is so cute and an amazing singer!

by MacLover808 June 26, 2009

Connie

If u have a Connie Like mine definitely keep her or u will regret everything. Connie is the most beautiful person in the world, I love to hang out with her and she always makes me laugh. Many girls are jealous of Connie and she is very popular. Connie is a very thoughtful person and is always thinking bout others and if they are ok which is so kind. She may not believe she has the looks but I think she is very pretty. She is so friendly and makes friends easily because everyone loves her and wants to be friends with her. She is also loving and makes me smile everyday. Whenever I am down she is always there and makes me happy. I don’t think I could ever forget my connies humour and how much she makes me laugh. I don’t think I could find anyone as special as her. And even tho I havnt known her for the longest she makes the biggest impact on my life. Everyday I’m so grateful and blessed to call her my best friend. She has always been there for me and she never left my side since we met. She is my sis from another mother😂 she is like my other half and without her as my bff, my life would be so incomplete! I love her to death and you deserve everything🥺lysfm ems❤️💞

Connie is the best😂😂

by Emifer June 11, 2020

Cunnilingus

1. The fine art of making love to a vagina/vulva with your mouth and tongue.

2. The act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitalia. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina, and most often involves direct stimulation of the clitoris

Some women find cunnilingus to be the most satisfying sexual act. Indeed, a great number of women report that oral sex is the only way they can achieve orgasm. The mouth can create a uniquely intense range of sensations which many find unrivaled. Any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.

by Robbie Amorous May 28, 2005